Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

train, whistle, annoying ice cream truck hawkeye song, ceiling, melrose speed trap, studio arts construction, dogs, ambulance, stadium, missing the buss, helicopter,

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mappen it.


So here are the locations of all my free eat sites. I wouldn't recommend eating at all these places back to back as it may be unhealthy and unwise. It won't be worth what it didn't cost to eat here, so please eat with caution!! And please if you have any tips or suggestions feel free to add :)

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Mondays are suspect


Here is a day that is pretty dull by tradition, but you can also toss a little awkwardness and uncertainty in that mix by trying your luck at Komodo Club. So every Monday they run a special, "Penny Beers" they haven't been too consistent with their deals but I have been there on 3 Mondays and I'm 2/3, not bad. If you get there around 8:30-9 there isn't anyone working the door so you can walk in and start snacking on the free chilly dogs and nacho's they offer with the beer. Ok I'm gonna tag my opinion here, this place is pretty suspect, lots of creepers and weirdys so plan to come early and leave early, the chilly dogs are pretty good, but the nacho's, well they taste better with every drink.

Tuesday Internet Style


On every Tuesday Gumby's Pizza has a special for buy one get one free pizza or pokey sticks, size of your choice. Your thinking "Hey this is still gonna cost me some mulah" Not really. DO NOT order over the phone, or from their internet site. Instead sign up at "www.campusfood.com/" select IC and Gumby's Pizza is your only selection I believe. Here's the deal, those guys standing on the corners forcing mass disperstion of flyers sometimes give you free bucks for this site. Well we have 3, each for 3 dollars, and a small or medium pizza is less then 9 dollars. So you will get 2 pizzas for no cash. Any Tuesday you feel like slamming dub pizzas just resign up again and use the same 3 codes. Warning you should still tip, and the codes expire every couple of months but are replaced, just keep an eye out.

www.campusfoods.com

www.gumbyspizza.com

Wednesday's Wings


So Every Wednesday at 9 Brothers has a great wing deal, it isn't exactly scratch free but its worth it. They make some pretty good wings, and if you can stomach 50 wings then you wont lose more then 3 bucks. Main thing here is cover, if your 21+ your Scott free, other wise its time for you to get your older brother/sisters id for free wings... wink wink or grow a beard.

www.brothersbar.com

Thursday On the House


Ok, Its Thursday, Wings again, but eh I like wings. If there is a night where you don't want to spend any money at all its Thursday night at Field House (3rd Base). So every Thursday Night they have free wings, not the best wings but they are free and unlimited. It starts around 9 so be at the door then cuz the best quality wings will be at the premiere. The door is what would cause this seemlessly free outing costya five....But wait, athletes get in free so here's a simple guide to fake your way to some free wings. After the first bouncer checks your id the second will blurt "5", you have to immediatly say "I run track", usually that will be enough to get you a bracelet. Some will ask who are your coaches and what event. Say "Coach Wiz and Woody" if your a guy, and "Coach Anderson" if your a lady. You can do a little research on the event you wish to claim, just say it all confidently and it wont be questioned. If you use it enough sooner or later they wont even ask any more :) and by the way "Soda" is free at bars during night hours. If you ask for pop, you'll probably get candy.

www.iowabeat.com/bar/fieldhouse.htm -(reviews are pretty accurate lol)

Friday's burnt out


Ok there isn't much going on Friday in the way of specials and free eats, but I will show you a trick me and my roommate pull every so often. So persuade a buddy of yours to split a pizza hut pasta with you. This will cost around 10 dollars, yeah gotta pull out 5 bucks for this. But immediately after receiving the dish call Pizza Hut back and say that the pasta is burnt and smushed to one side. Make sure to enphisize that it doesnt look appatizing nor worthy of purchase. They will rush you out another dish and include breadsticks for the misfortune. There ya go a pasta for both of you. Warning doing this constantly will severly reduce the percentage of success.

www.pizzahut.com

Saturday uhh...


Not much going on on Saturday, people are already going to go out to eat or downtown, so you have to go old school. I will give 3 suggestions 1 free, 2 not. Go to the mall, bring your own cup, and hit up all the soda in the food court. Make sure to make frequent visits to all the free samples they are handing out, sometimes if your tenacious enough you can get a whole meal from samples lol. Not really worth it. Also at the China star in the ped mall, if you wait till 25mins before close and order a dinner size plate, 5-7 dollars, they will give you a but load of food. It will probably last you a couple meals and its defiantly worth it. 3rd is something me and one of my friends have been doing since the opening of Chipotle. We bought a Panchereo's card stamper from offline, so for every punch card we get, equals a fatty burrito in our stomach for no cost. Gotta play this one low key can't rack in 5 burritoes in a couple days.

Sunday for the religous


So I attend the Newmen Center for church on Sundays, and I rarely see free breakfast, but there is the occasional stand of free donuts and coffee after the 8:30 mass. Not confirmed but a couple of my friends say there is Bagels and donuts after the same mass at St. Mary's. this could be pushing it but if your in need for Sunday early morning snack time your mass or attend one for the cultural experience.

www.newman-ic.org/contact.html

Free food is the best food, until the next morning

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